My butler Toad is flirting with me...?

Question

I'm Princess Peach and my boyfriend is Mario...
I have this butler Toad and he keeps flirting with me...
I don't want Mario to see but I don't want to upset the Toad...please help...

Answer 1

There is a way. Ask Bowser to make an evil clone of yourself and send her to Toad to break his heart, and his limbs and to give him amnesia. Or if you have other family members that looks exactly like you, and has a Toad fantasy (likes to sleep with Toads), then that can work also. And Peach, stop asking these stupid questions, you're the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom. Deal with it.

Answer 2

Fail troll, this question isn't even funny and I enjoy reading stupid questions. Just grow up

Answer 3

Kill toad, he's worthless.